So, each morning Jack wakes up and he goes to the bathroom. While he's in there he takes his pull-up off from the night before. He doesn't put on underwear right away, he just pulls up his pajama bottoms and he's on his way to breakfast.
They other morning, he did his same routine. He, Kiley & I are at the table eating our breakfast. Jack is rather ancy and he is having a hard time eating his breakfast. Finally, he tells me what the problem is:
Jack: Mom, I can't keep my penis in my pants.
Me (trying to keep a straight face): What do you mean?
Jack is pressing his penis down to stay in his oversized pajama shorts. Naturally, I am shocked when I look over to see my 3 y/o son "popping a tent." My face was probably beat red from embarassment.
Me: "OMG! Jack just leave it alone and it will stay put."
I wanted to tell him that this is just the first of his penis not wanting to stay in his pants. I figure if he takes after his parents, he'll be in trouble a lot with that penis of his. ;) I don't want my baby to grow up! :(
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